An Anti-Sonnet for St. Valentine's Day

Of all the days within the year
This is the one I like the least
St. Valentine's, oh can't you hear
The way I groan and gnash my teeth.

This day I just cannot escape
It hurts me through and through
The one time I don't have to fake
That I am happy just like you.

Is this too much hate for one day?
Hell no, I wish it'd go away.

You know me...
I am The Lonliest Monk.