Drinking Song

I went out to a movie
A flick to satisfy
My taste for blood and comedy
And my girly urge to cry
But when I came home to my chums
Oh much to my delight,
They lifted high the glass
And we drank till the morning light.

Chug Chug Chug
Drink Drink Drink
Blitz away your mind till you can hardly think
Bong Bong Bong
Gulp Gulp Gulp
Life's a pain upon your arse and ale's the only help!

This song can go on longer
And longer if you please
But I must go to bed and calm
My wobbly wobbly knees.
So if your night is in a bind
And you could use a cure
Go find a pint, and drink it down
While I go hit the floor!

Chug Chug Chug
Drink Drink Drink
Blitz away your mind till you can hardly think
Bong Bong Bong
Gulp Gulp Gulp
Life's a pain upon your arse and ale's the only help!

You know me...
I am The Lonliest Monk.