Drinking Song

I went out to a movie
A flick to satisfy
My taste for blood and comedy
And my girly urge to cry
But when I came home to my chums
Oh much to my delight,
They lifted high the glass
And we drank till the morning light.

Chug Chug Chug
Drink Drink Drink
Blitz away your mind till you can hardly think
Bong Bong Bong
Gulp Gulp Gulp
Life's a pain upon your arse and ale's the only help!

This song can go on longer
And longer if you please
But I must go to bed and calm
My wobbly wobbly knees.
So if your night is in a bind
And you could use a cure
Go find a pint, and drink it down
While I go hit the floor!

Chug Chug Chug
Drink Drink Drink
Blitz away your mind till you can hardly think
Bong Bong Bong
Gulp Gulp Gulp
Life's a pain upon your arse and ale's the only help!

You know me...
I am The Lonliest Monk.

Guy Trio Toast, circa December 22nd 2003

"Here's to the family that will never split up,
doesn't mean it when they fight,
and won't move somewhere else when it gets a little tough.
Here's to brothers that will never make you cry like a little girl for a half hour.
And here's to partners for life that you may not make love to,
but that give you a love that knows no equal."
Ain't no love like Trio Love.

You know me...
I am The Lonliest Monk.

Morning Invocation

"Help me.
This day will surely consume my sanity.
The seconds, minutes and hours are a burden I can't fathom.
Too much is expected of me;
Too little is in my power to perform.
But day by day you watch me,
Week by week you protect.
Every month brings your provision
and every year your grace.
For what is a second, when
A thousand years is but a day to you?
Nothing is improbable,
No task impossible,
Not a single goal unreachable
When I tell time by the Son."

You know me...
I am The Lonliest Monk.